Archive - Dan Unparsed

How Google's Beta Tester Requirement Created a Fiverr Grey Market

I just wanted to ship my app. Turns out that now costs $48 and a few guys in Afghanistan.

May 21 • Dan Kinsky

I Thought Creativity Lived in Art Class

Novelty is cheap. The angle is everything.

May 11 • Dan Kinsky

April 2026

How FAANG Became General Electric

The promise expired. Nobody sent the update.

Apr 13 • Dan Kinsky

The Bezos API Mandate Has An AI Sequel

Your internal tooling isn't ready for AI. That's about to matter.

Apr 7 • Dan Kinsky

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